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seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

Cross Out What You’ve Done

yajuu-chan:

Cross out what you’ve done:

Appearance

  • I had piercings besides the ears
  • I want piercings besides the ears
  • I have a scar (not too sure though)
  • I tan easily
  • I wish my hair was a different color
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
  • I want a tattoo
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance (ooo my hair)
  • I have/had braces
  • I have more than two piercings

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried
  • I’ve glued my hand to something 
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public 
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt

Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed
  • I’ve had chicken pox

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida
  • I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day 
  • I’ve been on a plane
  • I’ve been to California
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean
  • I’ve been to Europe 

Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in my city
  • I’ve seen a shooting star
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator 
  • I’ve slapped someone 
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater 
  • I’ve chugged something 
  • I’ve crashed a car 
  • I’ve been skiing  
  • I’ve been in a musical
  • I’ve auditioned for something
  • I’ve been on stage
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue
  • I’ve sat on a rooftop at night 
  • I’ve pranked someone 
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi

Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t
  • I’ve snuck out
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game
  • I’ve been in a fist fight

Death

  • I’m afraid of dying
  • I hate funerals 
  • I’ve seen someone/something die
  • Someone I know has attempted/committed suicide 

Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s
  • I’m obsessed/like with anime/manga
  • I collected comic books
  • I own a lot of makeup
  • I own something from Pac Sun
  • I own something from The Gap
  • I own something I got on E-Bay
  • I own something from Abercrombie 
  • I thrive on compliments
  • I thrive on hate

Random

  • I can sing low key (never tried)
  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
  • I open up to others easily 
  • I watch the news occasionally or always 
  • I don’t like to kill bugs
  • I sing in the shower
  • I’m a morning person 
  • I’m a sports fanatic
  • I twirl my hair
  • I care about grammar
  • I love to spam friends 
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • I bake well 
  • I would wear pajamas to school 
  • I like Martha Stewart
  • I laugh at my own jokes
  • I eat fast food weekly
  • I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class 
  • I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room  (depends on if i know its whereabouts)
  • I’m really ticklish
  • I like white chocolate
  • I bite/used to bite my nails
  • I’m good at remembering names
  • I’m good at remembering dates
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

People

  • ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic
  • ..have called me fat 
  • ..have said I’m skinny
  • ..have said I’m ugly (my family calls me this on a daily basis tho it’s a nickname i grew up with and they dont really mean it) (otherwise ive never had anyone call me ugly to my face)
  • ..have said I’m pretty 
  • ..have spread rumors about me
  • ..forced me to eat 
  • ..say I eat too much 
  • ..say I eat too little

Eating

  • I’ve lost weight quickly
  • I’ve gained weight quickly
  • I’m at my thinnest
  • I’m at my biggest
  • I’ve lost weight and kept it off
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back
  • My weight affects my mood
  • I diet 
  • I’m vegan/vegetarian
  • I exercise 
  • I’ve fainted from exhaustion 

Family

  • I’ve sworn at my parents 
  • I’ve planned to run away from home before
  • I’ve run away from home
  • I have a sibling less than one year old
  • I want kids in the future 
  • I’ve had kids
  • I’ve lost a child

Relationships

  • I’m engaged
  • I’m married
  • I’m single 
  • I’ve gone on a blind date
  • I have/had a friend with benefits
  • I miss someone right now
  • I have a fear of abandonment
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back 
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
  • I’m a cuddler
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain
  • I’ve hugged a stranger
  • I’ve kissed a stranger

Bad times

  • I regularly drink
  • I can’t swallow pills 
  • I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty
  • I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point
  • I have/had anxiety problems.
  • I shut others out when I’m upset.
  • I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal
  • I have taken/take anti-depressants.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before
  • I’ve plotted revenge

(Source: trust-me-i-forgive-too-easily)

marshytan:

komeiju:

no seriously mokou in her stage background looks like she just wrote a book

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mokou for your soul

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motivational mokou

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

solos1s:

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Do you really live believing that?

(Source: jmihelic)

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!